New Members Added: 133/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment The woman had requested that her final resting place be the ocean or the gulf. Family members decide spreading the ashes is just too much work so they just chunk the urn off of the pier (fox10tv.com) More: Facepalm, April 17, Cemetery, Copyright, Lead, Gulf Shores Police, GULF SHORES, nephew of the family, final resting place 337 clicks;posted toMain »on 29 Apr 2025 at 11:46 AM(23 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 17 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (0) Funniest 36 minutes ago AlwaysRightBoy (4) Funniest 25 minutes ago This is why I'm having my ashes poured into cement and made into a fishing reef off the coast of Florida. Let them try to chuck that off a pier. /researched a company that does this, they make you into a dome with lots of holes and sink ya Prof.Xomox (8) Funniest less than a minute ago doctorguilty (3) Funniest less than a minute ago I plan on donating my fat useless carcass to a body farm. Let the wild animals feed on my entrails and get hyped up on the caffeine that will still permeate my tissues. New Rising Sun (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Just saying...there are options for your urn. Hey Nurse! (0) Funniest less than a minute ago They are going to return the remains to the family. Why? Maybe they can just try to flush iat down the freaking toilet this time. (2) Funniest less than a minute ago I'm hoping sun burials become a thing. They keep you frozen until there are enough bodies to launch a mission to the sun, then up you and 100 others go, straight into the mfn sun as fast as the rocket can possibly go. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I feel like a really long time just went by and I read all of your posts. Very insightful things. Thankful I am. farkitallletitend (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Wanted to have my skeletal remains used as a bicycle rack. coffeeburns (0) Funniest less than a minute ago doctorguilty: I plan on donating my fat useless carcass to a body farm. Let the wild animals feed on my entrails and get hyped up on the caffeine that will still permeate my tissues. That's my fetish MelGoesOnTour (2) Funniest less than a minute ago I'd like to be buried under a sapling-tree so it can feed on me as it grows...so long as the tree isn't in an area where it's likely to be cut down in several years. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Hey Nurse!: They are going to return the remains to the family. Why? Maybe they can just try to flush iat down the freaking toilet this time. King of the Hill did it! (0) Funniest less than a minute ago MelGoesOnTour: I'd like to be buried under a sapling-tree so it can feed on me as it grows...so long as the tree isn't in an area where it's likely to be cut down in several years. Wasn't that the ending to a Steve King novel? yakmans_dad (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Sometimes, it takes more effort just to do nothing. Here's Jeremy Bentham. Not drinking water. Moose out front (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I want to be liquified except for my eyeballs and put inside a crystal ball (1) Funniest less than a minute ago That's not at all what it says, subby. I can't figure out if you're illiterate or just like to make shiat up. She wanted to have her ashes in water, whether it was the Gulf Shores, or the ocean. Someone who traveled there regularly took the family there. They just didn't realize that you open the urn and spread the ashes. They threw the entire urn in, instead. Nothing says that they just dumped it off a pier, or decided that it was too much work. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Valter: MelGoesOnTour: I'd like to be buried under a sapling-tree so it can feed on me as it grows...so long as the tree isn't in an area where it's likely to be cut down in several years. Wasn't that the ending to a Steve King novel? No, it was the ending to something related. The Ending is the Most Important Part | Secret Window (Johnny Depp HD Scene) Why do I remember these things? And misremember them? Displayed 17 of 17 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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